Hillary Clinton pre-emptively deployed in Pakistan
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(thanks to forbidden knowledge tv...)
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The White House released its own statement, 'We reserve the right to use Hillary Clinton when all other options have failed.'
Preliminary figures we have show that over 500 civilians suffered the full force of Mrs. Clinton and over 1,000 may have suffered from some exposure to her inflexible hair and pseudo-folksy hand gestures.
(thanks to forbidden knowledge tv...)
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