A message from the manager of my 401K

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!

The extraordinary events of the past few weeks have tested the portfolios and the confidence of investors around the world.

We understand.

Rest assured that in times of market volatility, Fidelity retains the strength and stability that you've come to expect from us.

As the markets continue to fluctuate, keep in mind:

* Market volatility is normal, and is to be expected.
* Your investments should reflect your risk tolerance and investment time frame.
* Stay focused on your long-term goals.

Fidelity has 60 years of experience providing our customers with the service they need to help them feel confident about where they stand, even through changing market situations. We're here to do the same for you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!
< throws back head, looks at ceiling, closes eyes, shakes head >
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!

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