Terrorist cucumbers

(from the beirut daily star via juan cole...)

Intrepid Israeli fighter jet pilots tracked down sinister terrorist cucumbers and other vicious vegetables being loaded onto a refrigerated truck by Syrian seasonal laboerers. Unfortunatedly the wicked terrorist cucumbers were hiding themselves amidst civilian workers, and it was necessary to kill 26 of the latter to end the threat of pickling. Israeli ambassador to the United States Dan Gillerman castigated the cucumbers as "animals." Alan Dershowitz pointed out that vegetables cannot be considered civilians.

trying to decipher the logic of what's happening, everything and everybody is a terrorist... the israelis should just shave the ground with a razor... or maybe that's what they're trying to do...

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